"The Crescent" Student Newspaper: 1928-30

The Crescent I

VOLUME xr„

NEVVBERG, OREGON, FEBRr'ARV 2(i, 1929

NUMBER 10

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COLLEGE BOARD DECIDE TO DISCONTINUE
ACADEMY AND COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENTS

Unanimous Vote Cast After Public Meeting - — Change Is to Be
Effective Next Year

Pacific College, Newberg. — At an ad-
journed meeting of the Pacific College
Board last Friday evening it was decided
by a unanimous vote to discontinue the
preparatory and Commercial department
of the institution, and confine the work
to that of strictly college grade. The
method of this discontinuance and the
question as to the dropping of the work
at once or carrying on instruction to
permit those who are now students to
complete the preparatory work was re-
ferred to the Executive Committee with
power to act.

Pacific College grew out of Friends
Pacific Academy, and when the insti-
tution was advanced to college rank
the preparatory department was re-
tained, and has ever since been doing
high school work of a definitely college-
preparatory character. But it has long
been contrary to educational policy and
the advice of accrediting agencies to
conduct a college and a secondary
school on the same foundation; and Pa-
cific College, which has faced this han-
dicap for years in order to give a sec-
ondary education under definitely
Friendly auspices, will now turn this
high school work over to the public
high school.

Pacific College is the last of the Quak-
er colleges in America to discontinue
its preparatory department; and it is
also the last of the accredited colleges
of the state to take that step. This
educational change will enable the in-
stitution to handle still more effectively
its work of college grade.

The decision to discontinue the Acad-
emy and Commercial department was
reached after a public meeting for its
discussion, the college board being un-
willing to take such a step until the
proposal had been faced by those who
were interested.

PACIFIC COLLEGE ENJOYS
VISIT OF Y. W. SECRETARY

MID- YEAR RECEPTION FOR
NEW STUDENTS A SUCCESS

Mareia S-eber Is Entertained By the
If. W. C. A. Cabinet

The entire V. W. C. A. benefitted from
the visit of Marcia Seeber. Seabeck Div-
ision Secretary, but the cabinet had
several opportunities which the entire
group did not enjoy.

Sponsored by the Y. W. C. A. social
committee, a cabinet tea was given in
the Y room at four o'clock Monday
afternoon. Miss Mary Sutton, Y. W.
faculty advisor, poured, and the girls
spent a delightful hour in becoming
acquainted with Miss Seeber, some meet-
ing her for the first time and older
cabinet members renewing the acquaint-
ance of former years.

Tuesday noon, the regular Y. W. cab-
inet meeting was dispensed with and
j a delightful lap luncheon was served
to the group in their Y room, the time
being spent in informal discussion.
Work of various committees was dis-
cussed in the light of what other cam-
pus organizations are doing.

Miss Seeber has been spending the
winter months in visiting the twenty-
three colleges of the states of Washing-
ton, Idaho, Montana and Oregon which
are represented in the Seabeck Divi-
sion of the National Y. W. C". A. coun-
cil and had interesting things to tell
about their various activities and ac-
complishments.

SPLENDID TALK IS GIVEN

IN V. M. C. A. ON FEB. 19

Rev. Gleiser spoke to the Y. M. Fell.
Ill, on the subject, "Discoveries and In-
ventions." He told the men that dis-
coveries are permanent but inventions
change with time. Man's creeds are
changing hut God remains unchanged.
The church is the best invention
through which God can be discovered.
The Bible is a great discovery but man's
explanations of God are inventions."
"America has the great discovery of
God to make yet," said Mr. Gleiser.

Mr. Gleiser quoted the words from
someone that "America is God's last
chance," but he thought God is Amer.
ica's last chance. Until man discovers
God, life lacks the greatest influence
that can be found. Mr. Gleiser conclud-
ed with these words, "I have known
God better, I have served my country
better, because I have loved God."

For God hath not called us unto
uncleanliness, but unto holiness. I
Thess. 4, 7.

CLOSING LYCEUM PROGRAM

if PRESENTED LAST NIGHT

Eva Hummer Hull and Alexander
Hull, assisted by Clifton Parrett and
Herbert Owen, presented a concert last
night in the college chapel.

The program consisted of a variety of
types of entertainment. Prof. Hull de-
lighted the audience with a reading and
vocal solos and 'cello playing. Mrs.
Hull accompanied him in bis numbers
and rendered some beautiful piano solos.
Clifton Parrett and Herbert Owen as-
sisted with violins in the ensemble num-
bers.

The Hulls are presented in the regu-
lar Lyceum course every year and nev-
er fail to please those that come to
hear them. This concert was to have
been given earlier in the year but was
postponed until last night because of
Mrs. Hull being suddenly called east.
The program as presented was:
Eva Hummer Hull, pianist
Alexander Hull, baritone, reader, 'cellist
Clifton Parrett, violinist
Herbert Owen, violinist

1. Still at the Night Bohm

At Dawning Cadman

Strings

2. Songs, Chut Not So Soon Angless

Port of Many Ships Keel

Trade Winds Keel

Mother Carey Keel

Time to Go Sanderson

Victory Wendt

Annual Affair Is Sponsored By Both
Christian Organizations

The annual mid-year reception for
new students, sponsored by the Y. M.
and Y. W., occurred in Wood-Mar Hall
on Saturday evening, Feb. 10. Vary-
ing somewhat from the usual routine
affair the receptions take, an air of
informality prevailed, and an active,
combined committee from both Chris-
tian organizations under the leadership
■ of Lincoln Wilt led in various sorts
I of entertainment throughout the eve-
ning.

I An outstanding feature of the entire
evening was the hearty response to
every situation by those participating

| in the affair. Everything was entered
into with a spirit of fun and coopera-

; tion and nothing was allowed to drag

! or grow old.

Probably the most novel feature of
the affair of the evening was the "treas-
ure hunt." Needle and thread, bread
and butter, salt and pepper — they all
found each other in Room 14, and then
what a commotion! They raced from
furnace room to music room, from mu-
sic room to the basement, hither and
yon, into the most out of way places,
down dark stairways, and finally to the
Y. W. C. A. room where was the treas-
ure. A handsome box of chocolate was
presented to Ethel Newberry and Ben
Huntington for being the most speedy
in diseiphering and following the com-
plicated route directions. As each cou-
ple arrived at the end of their journey
they were presented with refreshments
of ice cream and wafers.

Somewhat reluctantly the crowd dis-
persed after singing the Alma Mater.
They bad gotten out of the evening,
in return for their hearty contribution
of fun and good spirit, an enjoyable
time; a feature which should be repre-
sentative of every social function. Stu-
dents place their own limit upon the
enjoyment of any affair.

HOME CONCERT TO BE GIVEN

SOON BY DOUBLE QUARTET

The men's double quartet has been
meeting regularly every Monday night
and rehearsing. Prof. Hull has made
a very excellent selection of musical
numbei's for this group and the men
show unusual talent in the singing line.
Lately the leader has been working the
club with added vigor in hopes of pre-
paring successfully for a full conceit
that is to be given in the near future.
Although the date has not been set,
still, music lovers may look forward to
this program. If the club does excep-
tionally well in their home concert and
if sufficient funds can be raised to sup-
port quite an extended trip, the group
are hoping that they might become
travelers as a method of passing the
spring vacation.

3. Romance DeBussy

Deep River Fisher

March of Tin Soldiers Pierre

Strings

j 4. King Robert of Sicily

Longfellow-Cole

5. Valse Trieste — 'cello Sibelius

(!. Negro Spirituals White

7. Traumerei Strauss

I Waltz from Eugene Onegin

Tschaikowsky

ALBANY PIRATES CREW
IS UPSETBY QUAKERS

Pacific College Defeats Albany in
Both Games This Season

The old P. C. Gym was the scene
of quite a bloody battle on Washing-
ton's birthday. As a result the Albany
Pirates' ship was boarded, the crew
made to walk the plank and the frigate
"Albany" was sent to the bottom of the
conference standings. Captain Gulley's
crew certainly made a good job of it.

The first half they shot seventeen
holes in the old Albany boat and had
her tacking to get out of range. And
just to show that they weren't tired the
boys came back with eighteen more well
aimed shots to sink the old tub for the
second time in this basketball season.

This was the best game to be seen
on the home floor this year. The first
half was pretty slow and ragged but
the last half was fast, clean and well
played.

Cole, though he went out on personals,
turned in his best game of the season.
Haworth was off his usual fighting
game but managed to chalk up eight
counters. Harle played a defensive
game most of the time but came
through in the last minutes with a cou-
ple of uupples. Everest played a better
game than usual both on the floor and
defensive. Sweet, after a week's layoff,
was back to form and coughed up nine
points, as well as corralling his man.

We were sure glad to see the team
come through a win. They really de-
served it, for they outplayed the Pirates
in every phase of the game.

De Cuman of Portland called a clean,
fast game of ball and satisfied everyone
both watching and playing.

Now let's all get set for the Reed
game Tuesday, and then the last home
game — Linfield.

Lineup

Albany — — Pacific

Elder 12 F 10 Cole

Perry 1 F 9 Sweet

Lantis 4 C 6 Harle

Huston 7 G 8 Haworth

Campbell G 2 Everest

Referee — De Cuman.

In a preliminary between the "Su-
pers" and the Albany Seconds the boys
were so rotten that Coach Gulley Jerk-
ed all but Gatch soon after the second
half started and stuck in the Academy
lineup. But it was too late. The final
score was 2G-13.

Lineup

Albany— — Pacific

Duncan 9 F 3 Gatch

Hulet 5 F 4 Smith

Cochran 6 C Diment

Bramble 2_ G Wirt

Edstrom 4 G 4 Sandoz

Dougherty S Moore

- S 2 McKibben

S Wood

S McGuire

S Bissett

Referee — F. Lienard.

REED vs. PACIFIC

Tonight, 7:00
P. C. Gym — Be There

TWO

THE CRESCENT

Published semi-monthly during the college year by the Stu-
dent Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon.

FRANK L. COLE
Editor-in-Chief

RALPH E. CHOATE
Associate Editor

NEW

FOREST BRINGS

OLD SPRING TO LIFE

CONTRIBUTING EDITORS

Society Rachel Lundquist

Chapel Esther Roberts

Y. M. C. A Charles Beals

Y. W. C. A Elisabeth Carey

Sports Ben Huntington

Features Velda Livingston

Jokes Lincoln Wirt

Academy Arloene Davey

Dormitory Arthur Winters

MANAGERIAL STAFF

Business Manager Harold Smith

Circulation Manager Elmore Jackson

CRITIC
Professor R. W. Lewis

Entered as second-class mail matter at Postoffice at Newberg, Ore.
Terms: fl.00 the Year in Advance. Single Copy 10c.

APPRECIATION

This being the last issue of the Crescent that will be put out
by the present staff, it seems fitting and proper that an expression
of appreciation and a few final words should be offered.

I wish to thank the Student Body of Pacific College for the
support that they have given me during the past year. The ex-
perience in itself is sufficient remuneration for any service ren-
dered, and I consider it a very great privilege that I should be
elected to reap benefit by the editing of the Crescent.

Now a word in regard to the coming year. The editing of
the Crescent is no easy job, and I feel certain that the new ed-
itor will welcome any expression of appreciation that a student
might give for the work that he is doing. It may make him feel
embarrassed a little and he may bow his head to hide his blush-
es but nevertheless you can bank on this — he appreciates it. Let's
all get in and support the editor in the coming year and help
boost P. C. A good college paper is a good advertising medium
for a good college but the paper can not be its best without the
entire student body getting behind the editor. This is the last
chance I will have to say anything to the students in this capacity
but I certainly hope that the students will continue to feel their
responsibility in regard to their school paper.

Yours for a successful year,

FRANK L. COLE.

The forest has many more influences
than the average person realizes. Be-
sides furnishing lumber for homes,
buildings, furniture, and pulp for paper,
— important as these are, — the forest
also has a beneficial effect on climate,
and many scientists claim it actually
increases rainfall. Here is a specific
case of where restoring a forest brought
back a spring.

"In the country surrounding Urania,
La.," writes Henry 13. Hardtner to the
Forest Service of the United States De-
partment of Agriculture, "it is Impos-
sible to get good water from wells,
whether shallow or deep. The Strick-
land Spring 30 years ago was the main
dependence of many families. The re-
gion in the vicinity of the spring has
a sandy clay soil that is good pine land,
and at that time was covered with a
dense virgin forest of long-leaf pine. In
the period 1898-1905 the timber was cut
clean. Within a short time the spring
was of little service, going dry period-
ically. In 1910 Mr. Hardtner began re-
foresting the denuded lands, and by 1915
these lands were occupied by a com-
plete stand of young trees. Since then
the spring has come back. It now fur-
nishes more water than ever before, and
never fails even in periods of severest
drought."

Economy Cleaners
and Dyers

503 First St.

Clarence Butt

Attorney

Office Second Floor Union Block

Save with Safety at

The Rexall Store

LYNN B. FERGUSON
Prescription Druggist
Phone Black I0G
V /

Dormitory Life

Some folks wash their faces
Each morning in the sink,
But I use a drinking fountain,
And do it while I drink.

Watches

Jewelry

Clocks

E. G. REID

Watch and Clock Repairing

Conklin Pens and Pencils

402 First Street Newberg, Oregon

COLLEGE ACTIVITIES

That students "get more out of activities than studies" has
long been denied by the heads of instituions of higher learning,
who charge that young undergraduates are not competent to
judge between the relative merits of the two.

But alumni are usually unanimous in expressing their belief
that the pursuit of outside activities is the best training for a
business career. And it is for such careers that our colleges
must now train their graduates, no matter what their funda-
mental purpose was one hundred years ago.

It is worth noting in passing that no less important a figure

in the business world than , who is president of one of the

largest business enterprises in the country, made the statement
only last week at a home-coming reunion on the campus that
his greatest mistake while here in school was his failure to get
into activities. — The Daily Illini.

"Gov" Terrell: "Does a certain sub-
limated and objective altruism ever
move you?"

Manager Huntington: "No. I usually
hire a couple of trucks."

A. C. Smith

Dealer in Leather Goods
Auto Tops a Specialty

703 First Street

r

(Guess Who): "Would you put your-
self out for me?"

Dick H.: "Of course I would."

(Nuther guess): "I wish you would,
then, because it's awfully late."

Stan Kendall: "You are about as near
a honehead as one can be."
Phil. Gatch: "So I notice."

1st Coon: "Ah manages a laundry."
2nd Thundercloud: "What's the name
of youah laundry?"
1st Ditto: "Liza."

Truly Welcome

"I had to sell my saxophone to get
home, dad."

"Good! I'm glad to see you, son." —
Detroit News!

Never try to gag a talkative person —
he'll only chew the rag.

"Adam, tiuick! The baby just swal-
lowed a safety pin!"

And Adam laughed and laughed, be-
cause he knew safety pins hadn't been
invented.

Ed Real's Shoe Shop

Quality and Service

Patronage Appreciated

721 First St.

Phone Black 33

Chas. C. Collard

SHEET METAL WORKS
Pipe and Pipeless Furnaces

BERRIAN SERVICE
STATION

Greasing, Free Crankcase Service
Exide Butteries, Battery Repairing
Car Washing
Corner First and Edwards Streets
NEWBERG, ORE.

Question in Chemistry I final exam: |
"What is hydrolysis?"

Answer by Frosh: "It is a method of
mining with water."

Once upon a time there was a boy
who cleaned out his cubby and knew
why he had saved all the papers he
found there.

COOLEY'S DRUG STORE

A complete line of Drugs and
Drug Sundries, Books
and Stationery

C. A. MORRIS

OPTICIAN-JEWELER

PoTr! Putt!

Dr. Thos. W. Hester

Physician and Surgeon

Office in Dixon Building
Newberg Oregon

THREE

THE ACADEMY MENTOR

Published Semi-monthly by the Students
of Pacific Academy.
P. A. CRESCENT STAFF

Editor-in-Chief.... Arloene Davey

Associate Editor Errett Hummel

REPORTERS

Fourth Years. .Vera Bauman

Third Years Burton Frost

Second Years Eloise Crozier

First Years Marguerite Nordyke

Athena Mary Sue Binford

C. E. R.„ Errett Hummel

KEEP IT UP!

The Academy Mentor may
truthfully be declared a howling
success. The spirit shown has
been untiring and the P. A. staff
are to be congratulated on the
fine page that they have been
putting out in the Crescent.

When the new editor takes
over the reins of the Crescent
let's all stay right by him and
help him all we can, because sup-
port means everything when it
comes to a college paper. So
let's each one give it.

I wish to express my appre-
ciation for the Academy Mentor
and for the wonderful way in
which the Academy responded
to the responsibility it means.

F. L. C.

P. A. LOSES TO FEKNWOOD

The Pacific Academy basketball team
was defeated by Fernwood 25 to 15,
Saturday, Feb. 23, at the Pacific gym.

The Pacific boys played a good floor
game but seemed unable to find the
basket during the first half and so had
an uphill fight the last half. The last
haif, however, they came back and made
Fernwood work for their baskets.

The Fernwood team is made up, al-
most entirely, of old players of N. H. S.
and have had lots of experience. How-
ever, the P. A. boys think they can
defeat them in a return game.

Sandoz and McKibben did most of the
scoring for P. A. while Wohlgemuth,
McKern, Bryant and Parrish each scor-
ed six points for Fernwood.

The Lineup for Game
Pacific Academy — — Fernwood

Frost 2 RF 6 Wohlgemuth

•McKibben 5 LF 6 'Parrish

McGuire 2 C „ 6 Bryant

Hummel _ RG _6 McKern

Sandoz 6 LG ._ 1 Baker

•Captains.

Substitutions — Gall for Parrish.
A return game will be played at Fern-
wood within the next week or two.

E. E. H.

IF AND PERHAPS

If everyone were wise and sweet,

And everyone were jolly;

If every heart with gladness beat,

And none were melancholy;

If none should grumble or complain,

And nobody should labor

In evil work, but each were fain

To love and help his neighbor —

Oh, what a happy world 'twould be

For you and me, for you and me!

And if perchance we both should try
That glorious time to hurry,
If you and I — just you and I,
Should laugh instead of worry,
If we should grow — just you and I,
Kinder and sweeter-hearted —
Perhaps in some near by-and-by
That good time might get started;
Then what a happy world 'twould be
For you and me, for you and me!

— Anon.

ATHENA LITERARY SOCIETY

HOLD SOCIAL MEETING FEB. 14

The Athena society of the Academy
held a social meeting on Wednesday,
Feb. 13, in room 14 of the college.

After a short business meeting the
girls played games of Touring, Rook,
and Parchesi. Refreshments of sand-
wiches, hot chocolate and bananas were
served. The social was in charge of
Mary Sue Binford, who has been chos-
en temporary chairman of the social
committee, to fill the vacancy left by
Edith Kendall.

All the prospective members were in-
vited to the meeting and those who
were present were: Eloise Crozier, Eliza-
beth Aebischer, Marian Coffee. Other
prospective members are Ermine Cald-
well and Mildred Smith.

PROVISIONS OF DISCIPLINE IN
ACADEMY BUILDING ADOPTED

Burning the Wires

The following is a telephone conver-
sation overheard by the editor:
"Are you there?"
"Who are you, please?"
"Watt."

"What's your name?"
"Watt's my name."
"Yeh, what's your name?"
"My name is John Watt."
"John what?"
"Yes."

"I'll be around to see you this after-
noon."

"All right. Are you Jones?"
"No. I'm Knott."
"Will you tell me your name then?"
"Will Knott."

"Why not?"
"My name is Knott."
"Not what?"

Brr. clank, crash, stars, etcetera and
so forth. — Wright Engine Builder.

At a recent meeting of the Academy
faculty the following provisions were
decided upon to promote discipline in
the Academy building:

That students shall not play rook in
any part of the building, nor be in
any room of the building except the
study hall during the noon hour.

The petition from the Academy
j Fourth Year class, for the privilege of
, free study periods was granted on the
following conditions:

That grades be 85 or above.

That, if Fourth Years are in the col-
lege building they must be in the li-
brary.

That they must remain in the study
hall if there at the beginning of the
period and stay out if out at the be-
ginning of the period, to prevent dis-
turbance in the study hall. .

That this will be gi anted for one
month. A. D.

PRESIDENT ADDRESSES

ACADEMY. STUDENTS

Opporchunity

A bit of wisdom from Mr. Dooley.
"As THE pote says,
Opporchunity knocks but wance at ev-
ery min's dure,
On some min's dures it hammers
Till it breaks down the dure
An' then it goes in and wakes him up
If he's asleep.

An' ever afterwards it warruks for him

as night watchman.
On other min's dures it knocks
An' runs away.

An' on the dures of some min it knocks
An' when they come out
It hits thim over the head with an axe,
But ivrywan has an opporchunity."

"And what did you think of Venice?"
asked the friend.

"Venice? Venice?" repeated Mrs.
Greening. Then she turned to her hus-
band. "Did we go to Venice, George?"

"We stopped there, but there was a
flood on, so we didn't leave the station."

Pardon the Map

Customer: "I don't like these pictures.
They don't do me justice."

Photographer: "Justice? Lady, what
you want is mercy." — Judge.

Women's faults are many,
Men have only two:

Everything they say,
And everything they do.

Shoo!

"Did you miss that train, sir?" asked
the porter.

"No! I didn't like the looks of It, so
I chased it out of the station."

We don't know what kind of leather
makes the best shoes, but banana peels
make the best slippers.

TAPING AWARDS ARE WON BY
COLLEGE-ACADEMY STUDENTS

The College and Academy students
who have been taking typing this year
have done very well in winning typing
awards. Those who have received the
Remington certificate, the first award,
are: Maiy Sue Binford, Rachel Lund-
quist, Kathleen Smith, Burton Frost,
Winifred Woodward, Eloise Crozier,
Veldon Diment, Florence Elliott, Eva
Kendall and Elizabeth Lingle. Those
who have won the Remington silver
pin are Meredith Davey and Doyle
Green. Rachel Lundquist, Mary Sue
Binford, Winifred Woodward, Kath-
leen Smith and Meredith Davey have
received the L. C. Smith certificate.

Magic of Latin

A farmer who was much troubled by
trespassers during the nutting season
consulted with a botanical friend. The
botanist furnished him with the techni-
cal name of the hazel, and the farmer
placed the following notice at conspic-
uous points about his premises:

"Trespassers, take warning! All per-
sons entering this wood do so at their
own risk, for although common snakes
are not often found, the Corylus Ave-
lana abounds everywhere about here,
and never gives warning of its pres-
ence."

The place was unmolested that year,
and the farmer gathered his crop in
peace. — The Churchman.

She Needn't Walk Home

It was their first airplane ride, and
the young woman of the party felt
quite nervous.

"You will bring us back safely, won't
you?" she said to the pilot, with rather
a faint smile, as they were about to
start.

"Of course I will, miss," he assured
her, touching his leather helmet, "I've
never left anybody up there yet."

Might Be Sorrier

"Thankful? What have I got to be
thankful for? I can't even pay my
bills."

"Why, man, be thankful that you
are not one of your creditors!"

Stan Kendall: "Do you know that
the water has rolled away the post in
front of our house?"

P. Gatch: "Good Night! and think of
all of that stuff I've put in my stom-
ach!"

In the orchestra of life, there are too I
many qualified to play the liar.

Mr. Mather (going over a problem for
the last time): "Now look at the board
while I run through it."

The question, how many students now
in the Academy would stay and gradu-
ate if the Academy should be discon-
tinued gradually by receiving no new
underclassmen each year, and shou!d
thus be dissolved within three yeais,
was brought before the Academy stu-
dent body by President Pennington at
assembly, Friday, Feb. 22.

It was found that over half of the
three lower classes of the Academy
would graduate from P. A. if it should
be kept for a few years longer. A small-
er number would attend the high school.

President Pennington talked to the
students and told them with what re-
gret the Academy would be dropped
if the Board should decide that that
would be the best plan. He also said
that Pacific College is the only Quaker
college in the U. S. now that has an
academy; all others have at some time
dscontinued their preparatory depart-
ment. For this and reasons of finance
the only possible thing seems to be to
discontinue the Academy. President
Pennington also answered questions
asked by the students. A. D.

ACADEMY BASKETBALL TEAM

DEFEATS NEWBERG AGGIES

The Pacific Academy basketball team
defeated the Newberg High School Ag-
gies at the Pacific gym. Thu sday. Feb-
ruary 21. The game was Pacific's from
the very start, when after a few short
passes Sandoz dropped in a basket for
P. A. The H. S. boys made only two
points the first half and six the last.
All of the Pacific players pa ticipateil
in the game except McKibben.

CHEHALEM CENTER DEFEATS

ACADEMY BASKETBALL TEAM

Tuesday, Feb. 22, the P. A. basket-
ball team was defeated by Chehalem
Center, 22-20, in the Pacific gym. The
game was fast and the passing by the
Chehalem boys was good.

They tell a story about a tiny ant who
gazed longingly, but hopelessly, at the
body of a dead horse. Just then a boot-
legger's truck rattled by and a case of
stuff fell over the tail gate and crashed
to the ground. A puddle foimed and
the ant took one sip. Then he seized
the dead horse by the tail and shouted,
"Come on, big boy, we're going home!"

"Dem Dinkelspiel twens — Ikey unt
Moe — look just alike, dont' they?"
"Yes, especially Moe."

Wasted Noise

"That young fellow with Maud cer-
tainly wears loud clothes."

"They don't impress Maud. She turns
a deaf ear to his suit."

Prof. Gulley (in Sociology class): "One
of the greatest problems to deal with
in married life is poor cooking."

P. Gatch: "I'll say!"

Prof. Gulley (continuing discussion):
"Do you believe that there is such a
thing as love at first sight?"

Rae: "I'd advise a second look.

■Lucky Sandy

We've just heard that Sandy B own
is the fortunate winner of 12 free greas-
ings given by Service Station.

We knew you needed some things,
Sandy, but not grease!"

Did you know that all the world ex-
cept the United States lies in the tem-
perance zone?

FOUR

QUAKER SPORTS

PACIFIC LOSES CLOSE
GAME TO NORMAL TEAM

Pacific Rallies in Second Half
But Game Ends Too Soon

In a game which was all Monmouth
the first half and all Pacific the second
but as a whole a bit more Monmouth
than Pacific, the Quakers took the small
end of a 32-28 score.

The halves were just about as differ-
ent as can be contained in one game.
The first half was slow and ragged,
neither team showing anything like the
brand of basketball they are capable
of. Shot after shot was missed by both
teams, and most of the passes went
out of bounds. It was as a whole a
pretty juvenile exhibition of basketball.

To say the second half was different
is not saying anything. It was up to
the P. C. boys to overcome a fifteen
point lead and they set out in dead
earnest to do it. In the attempt they
scored 21 points to the teachers 10.

This half was just as fast as the
other was slow The boys were still
off their eye but they managed to keep
the ball most of the time and so just
had to get some baskets. But the sec-
ond half was good, full of scrap and
the right kind of spoi tsmanship.

No one turned in a veiy spectacular
game and the offense was slow most
of the time but the team work was
good the second half and there were
Hashes of real basketball.

Let's lay for the teachers next year
and show them what real basketball is.

The Lineup
Monmouth — — Pacific

Ayersl2 F 10 Cole

Finley 7 F 2 Sweet

Shiunk 9 C 1 Harle

Swartz2 G 10 Hawoith

Watkins 2 G 5 Everest

Young _ - S

West - S

Referee — Leth.

In a curtain raiser the seconds lost
to the Monmouth seconds by an un-
determined score. The last reports
available put the count at 39-4.

The seconds request that we do not
talk about this game.

VOLUPTUOUS VIVACITY

AT VALENTINE PARTY

Valentine's day is February 14, so
it seemed fitting and proper to have a
Valentine's dinner and party at the dor-
mitories on February 14. When the
dormites all assembled to dinner on that
memorable night they were confronted
with prettily decorated tables all formed
in a row. After all had found their
places, which were indicated by valen-
tines, it was found that Wendell Han-
sen, Link Wirt, and Fire Chief Choate
were assembled at one end of the table
doing the serving. Anyone not having
any idea what this might mean would
have thrust aside all doubts when cheers
of "Happy Birthday!" rent the air.

The dinner consisted of everything
that a first class dinner should consist
of, and at the close Mrs. Schmidt was
called to come out and enjoy a few mo-
ments at the table with the rest of the
gay crowd.

After dinner all went upstairs where
games were played, valentines received,
and it was where "certain people met,
and what they did, etc." The party was
dismissed shortly after study hour time
and everyone went to their respective
rooms to study (as good little dormites
always do.)

REMAINING SCHEDULE — 1 928-29

Reed College Here — Tonight

Linfield College Here — Friday, March 1

Linfield College There — Tuesday, March 5

Dr. I. R. Root

DENTIST

Office Phone Black 243
Residence Phone Blue 83
Office over First National Bank

PACIFIC TO PLAY REED

COLLEGE HERE TONIGHT

Well! Well! Is everybody going to
be there? You're not!!?? Then you'll
miss the best game of the non-confer-
ence season. Reed College has been
blowing wind in their sails for quite
a while now by advertising the fact
that they have won nine games and
only lost two during the present sea-
son. In case anyone has forgotten it,
one of those two defeats was had at
the hands of our own Pacific quintet.
Say, incidentally, the score was 39-32
and on their own floor at that. Every-
one be out and help the Quakers quake
Reed so they can feel the shake clear
in Portland. This game is tonight, in
the P. C. gym, and admission is free
unless anyone wants to pay.

MEN BEGIN WORK ON TRACK

AS SPRING BRINGS SUNSHINE

Pacific is going to extend effort in
the direction of a new sport this spring
and that sport is track. A great deal
of enthusiasm has been stirred up
among the students and also quite a
lot of unusual material is expected to
be uncovered in the initial workout.

Last Saturday work was begun on
the t.ack by several of the boys. Hur-
dles have been constructed, grading
done, brush cleared, and general clean-
ing up done. Ralph Moore, while swing-
ing an ax, missed the tree and hit him-
self in the knee. Although the cut was
quite deep yet it was reported that no
serious damage was done.

I wasn't sure the end had come. I
cautiously pressed forward and raised
my right foot to step. Suddenly I lung-
ed forward unexpectedly. My heart
leaped and pounded within me like
claps of thunder. I was falling — down,
down, down. I caromed off to one side.
My head was swimming. I seemed
caught in a giant whirlpool with the
waters swooping me into fathomless
depths with an irresistible pull. The
bottom seemed to have dropped from
the earth and I was in etherial regions
forever, when — Ug! My head jolted for-
ward as if my neck had been rubber.
I groped blindly forward, located the
switch, turned on the light in the up-
stairs hall and disgustedly said to my-
self, "How many more times am I go-
ing to reach for that mythical top
step?"

DORM

Miss Marcia Seeber, National Secre-
tary for the Y. W. C. A., visited the
local association and took dinner at the
Dorm Feb. 18, with the Y. W. cabinet
and Miss Sutton, their faculty advisor;
after which all those at the Dorm spent
a pleasant time in the parlor until study
hour.

Miss Verplank, the matron, called one
of those semi-occasional house meetings
of the girls, at which time, among other
things, it was decided that the men
should not stand in the dining room be-
fore meals. All the fellows have been
saved the embarrassment of having the
matron escort them upstairs save one,
Mr. Frank Cole.

"If I only had a golf club," sighed
the convict as he looked at the ball
on the links.

TRAINING

With the coming of spring athletics —
baseball, track, and tennis — the old gag
about training needs to be brought up
and emphasized. It might be well for
all who are intending to turn out for
one or more of these sports to observe
the following training requirements:
Diet and Training

Get plenty of sleep. Activity uses
up energy. Sleep restores it. Eat good
nourishing food and eat at mealtime
only. Meat, eggs, milk and vegetables
are excellent. Also fruit in season.
Avoid too much bread; avoid pies and
pastry. They interfere with digestion.
Avoid fried meats.

Foolish indulgence in indigestible
food, eating between meals and lack
of sleep lose many a contest every year.
Suggested Menu

Breakfast — Fruit, in season; cereal
(small portion); either steak, chops,
eggs on toast or soft boiled eggs; baked
potato; biead or toast; milk, cocoa.

(Avoid pork, ham, chipped beef, or
sausage, meat croquettes, and hot rolls.)

Lunch — Steak or chops, cold beef,
lamb, mutton, or chicken; corned beef
hash occasionally; browned or baked
potatoes; graham bread or toast; baked
apple, apple sauce, or prunes; boiled
rice and milk.

(Avoid pies and pastries.)

Dinner — Soup; roast beef, lamb, mut-
ton, or chicken; mashed or boiled po-
tatoes; vegetables, a green salad, let-
tuce, lettuce tomato, celery, or apple,
etc., with olive oil; ice cream, plain
puddings, such as apple, tapioca, rice
or bread pudding; dates or figs; milk
or cocoa. A little pure chocolate or
other pure candy at meal time is O. K.

(Avoid potato salad, pastry and pie).

Baynard Motors

Oakland — Pontiac

Sales and Service

Call Green 75

J. L. VAN BLARICOM & CO.

Is the Place of
Good Eats at Right Prices
Phone Green 114

ROOK BECOMES NOON

PASTIME OF NEW CLUB

Pacific College has a famous indoor
sport of which but a small part of the
students know, namely the diversion
carried on by the Noon Rook Club.

This club plays according to the fol-
lowing rules:

Six people play.

The highest bidder takes the cat of
three cards and calls two partners.

No counts may be discarded in the
cat.

The Rook card (called in popular par-
lance "it") is wild and counts ten.

As this style of play is a revelation
to most players, here is the way the
average hand is played:

The cards are dealt out. Spud Post
turns each card up as it is dealt to
him and calls for a re-deal Dictator
Coleman says, "Just a minute," and
after a frantic search through his cards
finds two elevens which spoils his re-
deal.

The bidding begins. Fred Harle bids
100; everyone else passes, until Bob
Whitlock picks up the cat, thereby sig-
nifying that he bids 110. He then calls
for "it" and the black 14, names Blacks
trumps, and the game is on.

The scores so far this semester are:

Green 2595

Harle 2590

Post 1065

Coleman 1035

Whitlock 1005

Gettman 360

Yergen 200

Diment 110

£. H. Ross

The New York Life Man

Phone 27A4

Forkner Plumbing
Shop

Phone Blue 203

904 First Street

DR. JOHN S. RANKIN
Physician and Surgeon

Office Phone Black 171
Residence Phone Green 171
Office over U. S. National Bank

E. C. Baird

General Merchandise

We appreciate your patronage
Phone Red 37

Meadowvale Dairy

Phone 20-Y

COLLEGE PHARMACY

900 First Street

School Supplies, Soft Drinks
and Confectionery

PHOTO SUPPLIES
Developing and Printing

Newberg Bakery

404 First Street— Phone Green 24

Best of Bread Finest Cakes
Pies like Mother used to make

Kienle & Sons

Pianos, Radiolas, Yictrolas

Everything in Music

NEWBERG, OREGON

FIVE

I

FUNSHINE AND MIRTH

Waiter: "Sir, when you eat here, you
need not dust off the plate!"

Coach Gulley: "Beg pardon, force of
habit. I'm an umpire."

DC

CHAPEL NOTES

Prof. Weosner: "What is space?"

Harold S.: "Space? Space? Well, I
have it in my head, but I can't explain
it."

Profs. Lewis, Ten-ell, Conover, Etc.

Their honesty's unquestioned,
Their morals never lax;
But we've yet to hear a fisherman.
Confine himself to facts.

A balky mule has four-wheel brakes;
A billy goat has bumpers.
The firefly is a bright spotlight;
Rabbits are puddle jumpers.
Camels have balloon-tired feet
And carry spares of what they eat;
But still I think that nothing beats
The kangaroos with rumble seats.

Tuesday, February 12

Miss Laura Betts, the librarian of
Pacific College, gave the chapel talk
on Tuesday, February 12. She very
fittingly spoke of Lincoln, the great
American hero. She said that it has
been said that there have been more
books written about Lincoln than of any
other man, and she mentioned some of
the best of these books and recommend-
ed certain biographies of his life. Miss
Betts took her audience on an imaginary
tour to visit some of the national mem-
orials. She pictured the various parks.
Statues and buildings that one would
see on such a tour, and it was seen
how the whole world has paid tribute
to its great hero.

Chuck B. (at lunch): "Ronald, you've
reached for everything in sight. Now
stop it; haven't you got a tongue?"

Ronald S.: "Sure, but my arm's long-
er."

Conductor (after stumbling over ob-
stacle in the aisle): "Madam, you must
not leave your valise in the aisle."

Colored lady: "Fo' de lan' sakes, dat
ain't no valise. Dats mah foot!"

Thursday, February 14

Student chapel was held Thursday,
February 14. The devotional exercises
consisted of Bible reading and prayer
led by Ralph Choate, and a hymn sung
by Arloene Davey and Irene Brown.
An interesting program was given, con-
sisting of numbers by several of Pa-
cific's young budding geniuses:

Vocal solo — Dennis McGuire

Reading — Delia Hanville

Vocal solo — Burton Frost

to build up teaching, and show them
Christ as the One who lived these high-
er principles.

Miss Gynn was in Japan at the time
the immigration acts of the United
States were passed and she spoke of
the feeling of the Japanese on being
entirely excluded. They had considered
the United States as their friend and
tat deeply hurt at the racial discrim-
(nation shown in their exclusion. This
feeling of racial prejudice must not be
found in the missionaries. For really
successful work the missionary must
feel the true brotherhood in Christ.

The industrial systems of Americans
in Japan and the military protection
of American citizens are some of the
things that make the other countries
doubt the Christianity of the U. S. For
this reason missionaries are asking that
the government shall not be responsible
for the missionaries or for their prop-
erty.

Miss Gynn, in closing her talk, urged
that America should live her Christian-
ity and co-operate with other races in
order to set the example which many
people are expecting from her.

Watches Clocks
Expert Watch and Pen Repairing

F. E. Rollins

Jewelry Wateiman Pens

Alstot & Lucas

Good Haircut

Shoe Shine

310 First Street

W. W. HOLLINGSWORTH &
SON, Inc.

Store of Quality

Lives -of great men all remind us,
We can make our lives sublime;
And by asking foolish questions,
Take up recitation time.

In Mr. Wecsner's First Period Class

Mr. Weesner: "Older! Order!"
Bill Wood (waking up): "Ham and
eggs."

Friday, February 15

Pacific College was fortunate in hav-
ing Floyd Schmoe in chapel on Friday,
February 15. Mr. Schmoe gave a short
and entertaining talk which was hear-
tily received by the students. He said
that young people should make a game
out of their problems and face them
' bravely. He spoke of four things that
| every man should have, four forms that
one should cultivate: family, job, church,
bank. With these incentives everyone
.should push ahead to success.

Dick II.: "Did you hear about the
flyer who found after making the alti-
tude record that his propeller was all
gummed up with butter?"

Damon: "Butter! Why, how was
that?"

Dick: "Why, he churned it when he
was going through the milky way."

Dedicated to Dormitory Matrons

AVe mortals have to swat and shoo
The flies from dawn till dark,
'Cause Noah didn't swat the two
That roosted in the ark.

Damon (in Algebra class): "I've added
those figures up ten times."
Mr. Weesner: "Good boy!"
Damon: "And here's the ten answers."

Old Skinflint: "Here, boy! What's
this you were shouting? 'Great Swin-
dle — 60 Victims!" I can't see anything
about it in the paper."

Newsboy: "Great Swindle — 01 Vic-
tims!"

February 21

Mr. Pauett, president of the United
' States National Bank of Newberg, spoke
in chapel February 21st. He spoke on
, a subject with which he is certainly well
acquainted — the banking business, and
the banking needs and requirements of
a small communitly. He told of the
way to organize a bank. First it should
I be determined whether or not a bank
is needed; then the right men should
be found. A charter is then issued by
the government and they issue a cir-
culation. He told of the different kinds
of paper currency and the amount of
gold produced each year. The handling
of checks and collection of drafts are
important functions of a bank. Mr.
Parrett then told of the qualities that
a good banker should have: one-fifth ac-
countant, two-fifths lawyer, three-fifths
political economist, and four-fifths gen-
tleman and scholar.

— SOMETHING ABOUT NOTHING

The most important subject in the
world— NOTHING !

It Is safe to say that millions are
doing it.

In some society circles it is the sole
topic of conversation.

Millions go abroad for it.

It looks as though the women were
getting ready to wear it, or a good im-
itation of it.

Nine-tenths of the magazine stories
are written about it.

Many people are doing it. It is not
known how many, but too many.

It's a grand and glorious subject —
NOTHING!!

Self Service Store

Serve Yourself and Save

If ignorance was bliss, nine-tenths of
us would be so happy we'd choke!"

Jones Sheet Metal
Works

FURNACES, SHEET METAL
CONTRACTING

Phone Blue 12 408 First Street

SPARE! OH J

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THE YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

Gives an Electric Service of re-
liability and courteous attention
to its customers' requirements.

YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

SEE

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tor

Lumber and Building Material

Phone Green 26

City Meat Market

"The Home of Good Meats"

Deliver 8 and 4 o'clock
Plume Red GG

PARKER'S

Crede's Market

Quality and Service
Count

Phone Blue 129 021 First Street

Country Policeman (at scene of mur-
der): "You can't come in here."

Crescent Reporter: "But I've been
sent to do the murder."

Policeman: "Well, you're too late; the
murder's been done."

Benny: "Say, do you know how they
summon the deaf-mutes to dinner at
the asylum?"

Dame: "No. How?"

Benny: "Why, stupid, they ring dumb
bells."

Young Bride: "Sweetheart, the gro-
cery stores were all closed today, but
I made you some nice bean soup out
of jelly beans I got at the confectionery
store."

Dick H.: "There's a town in Massa-
chusetts named after you."

Dick E.: "Yeh? What is its name?"
Dick H.: "Marblehead."

Friday, February 22

Miss Gynn, a returned missionary
from Japan, spoke to the student body
j in chapel Friday morning. She began
' her talk by an explanation of the pur-
pose of the Student Volunteer, which
is: "It is my purpose, God permitting,
I to become a foreign missionary."

While on leave of absence here in
! America, Miss Gynn says she has found
I a surprising amout of vagueness as to
i what missionary work really means.

She told of the conference of mission-
ary woikers from all different coun-
I tries, that met in Jerusalem last Easter.
At the conference everyone met on an
even plane to face their problems to-
gether. Some of these problems had
to do with the truly Christian attitude
on social, religious, and military ques-
tions.

One of the great problems of mis-
sionary work is the right way of deal-
ing with other religions. Miss Gynn
read some very fine truths found in
other religions to show that there are
many fine things in the other religions
that will serve as a foundation on which

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SIX

BOOKS

Let us thank Gotl for the blessing
of hooks. What the loaf is to our phy-
sical hunger, the book is to the insa-
tiable yearnings of our mind. Milton
said: "A good book is the precious life
blood of a Master Spirit embalmed and
treasured up on purpose to a life be-
yond." Books are blessed companions
who never forsake us. They are never
"out" when you knock. They never
change their moods, nor shift their af-
fections.

As someone suggests, "they journey
with us on our wanderings, they gather
with us at our firesides. In the lonely
wilderness or in the crowded city, their
spirit will be with us, giving a meaning
to the confused movements of humanity
and peopling the deserts with their own
bright creations." Touch a book and
you put your hand upon the heart-
throb of the race. Touch a book and
you feel the life-blood of the peoples
of Homer and Isaiah, of Dante and of
Chaucer. Books whisper to us of the
heart sorrows of other centuries. They
tell us of the passions and hopes of
long-gone generations and trace for us
the footsteps of our whole weary, wan-
dering race.

What a chorus of voices speak to us
in these books! How the dim past is
peopled with the great and good, the
glad and sad! As we sit and listen, the
curtain that separates us from the other
days drops and the past becomes a thing
of the living present. We enter into
the hopes and fears of Amos and Mar-
cus Aurelius as though they audibly
spoke into our ears their yearnings for
better things. We hear Seti and Sar-
gon and Rameses talk to their people
and lay upon them the tyrannies of a
cruel but brilliant empire, lost to his-
tory for 3,000 years. Here speak in
words we understand apostles like reter j
and Paul; patriarchs like Polycarp and ;
Athanasius; historians and teachers like
Bede and Basil; philosophers like An-
selm and Abelard; theologians like Au-
gustine and Calvin; mystics like Fran-'
cis of Assisi and Fenelon; poets like
Shakespeare and Milton; reformers like
Savanarola and Luther; explorers like
Amerigo and Columbus; scientists like
Galileo and Copernicus; preachers like
Knox and Bossuet; patriots like Lincoln
and Roosevelt.

All would be as though they never
lived, were it not for the immortalizing
power of my books. I steer the course
of my life as a man by voices that beck-
on and chide and call from my books.
As a nation we build upon wisdom ex-
tracted from the truth and error of
other days; 1. e., the story which the
books tell. As a world slowly coming
on towai'd an era of universal light and
brotherhood, we find our way tediously
traced out midst the tragedies and tri-
umphs of written history. Its pages
are alternately red with blood or glori-
ous with deeds of love.

"Surely," says Walter Do la Mare,
"The next best thing to offering life
is to offer that renewal of life, inex-
haustibly rich that books may give."

THE GROUCH

Do you have the blues in the early
morn

And wish to goodness you had never

been born?
Do you worry and flurry and sputter

and stew

And wonder what e'er will become of
you?

Don't fret as to what will become of
you,

For you're the kind that will live life
through,

To take away happiness, joy and peace
And make folks wish your tongue would
cease.

Do you go to church in a critical mood
And during the sermon sit and brood
And think the preacher is hitting at
you.

And vow that with church and preacher

you're through?
Oh, no, you're not through, you will go

again,

You couldn't be happy if you couldn't
complain;

On the very front row you'll rent you
a pew,

With the preacher and choir, you'll
never be through.

When you say to yourself, "I wish I

were dead,"
Go over to the wall and hump your

head;

For you are the person who will scream
and run

At an automobile or a man with a gun;
So get up early tomorrow morn
And cheer the fallen and lift the faint,
With love in your heart and not com-
plaint.

Then the world will seem very bright
and gay,

The hardest task will seem as play.
The rich and poor will answer your
smile,

And all the world will seem worth while.
If you have hard luck and your joy is
brief,

Find somebody else who has more grief. '
And work with a will and sing a wee
song,

Though everything seems to go dead
wrong.

— By LaRue Davenport.

Y. W. C. A.

"1

February 19

At the weekly meeting of the Y. W.
C. A. Miss Marcia Seeber, Seabeck Div-
ision Secretary of that organization,
spoke to the girls about her work and
the activities that are occupying the
time and minds of other girls on other
campuses. The information gained
from this talk was very interesting to
the "Y" girls because it is not often
that such an opportunity is to be en-
joyed. Miss Seeber has spent the Fall
and Winter months in the colleges and
universities of the four Northwestern
states on whose campuses the national
organization is represented, and news
of their activities is an inspiration to
the local girls.

Smithy: "Now, honestly Bill, what
would you do if you were in my shoes?"

Bill Sweet: "I'd get a shine."

West End Garage

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Of all the sad surprises,
There's none that can compare
With walking in the darkness
On the step that isn't there.

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Fiist class service and a clean place,
my motto. R. N. IIYMER, Prop.

A'era B.: "He's so romantic! When-
ever he speaks to me he starts, 'Fair
lady."

Denny: "Shucks! There's nothing ro-
mantic about that. That's just force
of habit. He used to be a conductor."

DRS. WORLEY & HOWE

Electric Treatments, Massage
Steam Baths

110 North School Street
Phone Black 40 Newberg, Ore.

Get your Gym Equipment at
Parker Hardware Co.

ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND
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Boyd's Book Store

INVESTIGATE

The New York Life

POLICY

It pays if you live.
It pays if you die.
It pays if you become disabled.
It loans you money if you need
it badly.

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Phone 27A4— Box 302

LEARN THE PIANO

IN TEN LESSONS

Ralph W. Van Valin

OVER U. S. BANK

DENTISTRY
X-Ray Diagnosis

GAS ADMINISTERED

TENOR-BANJO OR
MANDOLIN IN FIVE
LESSONS

REV. CAREY' SPEAKS TO Y. M.

Rev. Carey spoke to the Y. M. C. A.
on Wednesday, February 15. I-Iis sub-
ject was honesty and the attitude of
bluffing through college. He said we
should be honest with ourselves, espe-
cially in regard to our college work, in
order to reap more profusely where we
have sowed. His talk was a great help
and inspiration to all who attended.

He slipped on his pajamas and fell
into bed.

Purity Bakery

We have a fine assortment of

Cakes, Cookies, Pies, Rolls
Doughnuts, Etc.

Blue 7

Without nerve-racking, heart-break-
ing scales and exercises. You are
taught to play by note in regular pro-
fessional chord style. In your very
first lesson you will be able to play a
popular number by note.

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The "Hallmark Self-Instructor," is
the title of this method. Bight years
were required to perfect this great
work. The entire course with the
necessary examination sheets, is bound
in one volume. The first lesson is un-
sealed which the student may examine
and be his own "JUDGE and JURY."
The later part of the "Hallmark Self-
Instructor," is sealed.

Upon the student returning any copy
of the "Hallmark Self-Instructor" with
the seal un-broken, we will refund in
full all money paid.

This amazing Self-Instructor will be
sent anywhere. You do not need to
send any money. When you receive
this new method of teaching music,
deposit with the postman the sum of
ten dollars. If you are not entirely
satisfied, the money paid will be return-
ed in full, upon written request. The
Publishers are anxious to place this
"Self-Instructor" in the hands of music
lovers all over the country, and is in
a position to make an attractive prop-
osition to agents. Send for your copy
today. Address The "Hallmark Self-
Instructor" Station G, Post Office Box
111, New York, N. Y.

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